Anonymous: what's ur sexuality. what are you horny for. Why are you horny. why are you making pancakes

I am straight, I’m pretty sure I think

I’m always horny

Any time is pancake time

Anonymous: everything

Give me somewhere to start

Anonymous: do tell more

Is there anything you’d like to hear?

Anonymous: what else

I’m horny as fuck, so I’m distracting myself by making banana pancakes


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Anonymous: tell me ur thoughts

I am drinking whiskey out of spiderman cup and semi content with life

My dog is dragging his butt across the carpet and it’s amazing

Cheese is one of man’s greatest feats


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